Kaz Cooke’s comparison of the magazines “Army” and “Men of Allure”:
“Favourite picture caption from ‘Army’ magazine: ‘Crews from 3/9LH (SAMR) study a model as part of 12/40RTR’s counter-penetration plan.’ This accompanies a photo of some blokes standing around while another bloke draws on the ground with a stick. (This differs markedly from the photos in ‘Men of Allure’ in that the ‘Army’ people seem to actaully know what they’re doing, rather than just standing around with their scrotums out. I feel this augurs quite well for the defence of our land).”
(From ‘Living With Crazy Buttocks’)