OMG, this is the most nasty/hilarious song dedicated to a newly ex-boyfriend, you have to love Lily Allen:
Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d’you want some kind of reaction?
Well ok that’s fine,
Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah I never really had much fun.
All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I’m afraid I lied,
I’d be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the time I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gentle,
Yeah you really must think your great,
Let’s see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.
Chorus
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell them that your rubbish in bed now
and that your small in the game.
I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well your out of luck.
Yeah lets rewind, let’s turn back time to when you couldn’t get it up,
You know what it shoulda ended there,
That’s when I shoulda shown you the door.
If that weren’t enough to deal with,
You became premature.
I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
I’m gonna reciprocate.
Chorus
Your not big your not clever,
No u aint a big brother
Not big what so ever.
Ahhhhhhhhh etc.
I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
I’m gonna reciprocate.
Chorus
MY GOD, when you told me this was evil, I didn’t really believe you…but now…*laughs* I know who we can dedicate this too….*grins maliciously*
Found one that you might think is interesting…..
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Lyrics
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you’re sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.
I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So I guess we’re back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
(Let’s pick up, pick up)
Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
I hope you didn’t expect that you’d get all of the attention.
Now let’s not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster
I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
And hold a lover close
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let’s get these teen hearts beating. Faster