k i r s t y k i r s t y :: b l o g

OMG, this is the most nasty/hilarious song dedicated to a newly ex-boyfriend, you have to love Lily Allen:

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d’you want some kind of reaction?
Well ok that’s fine,
Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I’m afraid I lied,
I’d be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the time I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gentle,
Yeah you really must think your great,
Let’s see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

Chorus
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell them that your rubbish in bed now
and that your small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well your out of luck.
Yeah lets rewind, let’s turn back time to when you couldn’t get it up,
You know what it shoulda ended there,
That’s when I shoulda shown you the door.
If that weren’t enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
I’m gonna reciprocate.

Chorus
Your not big your not clever,
No u aint a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh etc.

I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
I’m gonna reciprocate.

Chorus

Argh! I’m so sick of super-hero/stupid cartoon animals telling kids how they should act.

The Canadian Intellectual Property Office (CIPO) has decided that what they need is a super-hero, the cringe worthy Captain Copyright to teach the kids that bullies are copyright infringers (or is it that copyright infringers are bullies).

Another case of getting to the kids early to prevent them from being under peer pressure to download movies off the net when they’re copy-happy teenagers.

I’m not certain the kids will be buying it though, it’s too corny for words.

Remember kids, if you study from photocopies of textbooks you won’t get A’s:

“Word got around that the copied textbooks weren’t such a great deal after all, and by the end of the semester the store that sold them was out of business. And we both got “As”… Thanks to Captain Copyright”

Update: Na’im’s picture of Captain Interlineation:

Oh no! You’re copyright infringing the Batman(TM) symbol!!! I think we’re going to have a fight between the super powers :P

An optical illusion that can tell if you’re an intravert or extravert? It’s a little freaky that I first looked at it half an hour ago and yet when I go back I still see green and pink when I should only see black and white :S

(I was reading through blogs that I used to read. Found this interesting optical illusion thingy from a link on Tom 7 Radar)